mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet


filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do


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did-yuo-kno:

patunes:

I HAVE THE HICCUPS HELP HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM

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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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life is hard when you’re not a band member’s girlfriend

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bewbin:

I already love the 99 cent store but the 99 cent store during Halloween? Clean up on aisle me

johnscowlick:

johnscowlick:

when my mom was pregnant with me on halloween she painted her big pregnant belly like a pumpkin and that was my very first halloween costume i was born spoopy

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD ALSO DRESSED AS A PUMPKIN FARMER WITH A PACK OF PUMPKIN SEEDS IN HIS SHIRT POCKET BECAUSE HE PLANTED THE SEED OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID I JUST NOW GET THIS

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iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

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