shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

theluthox:

bullmoose:

Lego fire walk with Me

I’d rather do a real firewalk

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

aph-satan:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

http://time.com/3429938/pluto-planet-vote/

ladyinabowtie:

summershadowtwin:

halfbloodprincessxx:

WHATimageISimageWRONGimageWITHimageJOHNimageBARROWMAN

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Absoutely nothing

He is amazing


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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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youredead-wrong:

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

No, seriously…as a preschool teacher, this literally happens to me on a weekly basis

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.